This Bigfoot Silva/Taylor Swift Mashup is the Greatest Thing You Will Ever Witness Today [VIDEO]

It’s pretty much known by anyone who possesses a working set of ears that Taylor Swift has the vocal range of a walrus being strangled to death by a vibrating belt machine (as opposed to say, Warbringer, who are basically the Three Tenors of our generation). Still, that fact hasn’t stopped her from snatching up damn near every Billboard, CMT, MTV, BET, or Grammy award out there, because musical talent is something that is apparently determined by how many lovestruck 12 year-old girls buy your relationship-prostituting albums nowadays.

In any case, Ms. Swift and her voice have become quite the subject of parody on the Twitters and Youtubes lately, with her hit song “I Knew You Were Trouble” taking the brunt of it. While her duet with a screaming goat might be the most notorious of these parodies, Youtube user FreeFights4You has offered an alternative, MMA-themed take on the song that will surely ascend to the top of the Taylor Swift-based parodies for at least a week.

Featuring none other than UFC 160′s Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva on guest vocals, this parody might just be the greatest thing you will ever witness today. I mean, it’s no “baby monkey riding on a pig,” but what will ever top that slice of fried gold, honestly?

Now if only the UFC would quit being so stubborn and start accepting fan-made promos like “Nick Diaz: Crazy, Shirtless Mofo” and “Knowing About Horse Meat is Half the Battle,” we guaran-damn-tee that they would see their pay-per-view sales increased tenfold. TENFOLD WE TELLS YOU.

-J. Jones

Source: http://www.cagepotato.com/this-bigfoot-silvataylor-swift-mashup-is-the-greatest-thing-you-will-ever-witness-today-video/

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CagePotato Presents: MMA Impressions, With Jade Bryce [VIDEO]


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Jade Bryce was our favorite MMA ring girl even before she agreed to do this video with us. Now, she’s officially reached CagePotato Hall of Fame status.

Watch as the Bellator beauty does her most faithful renditions of Rashad Evans‘s infamous knockout face, “Just Bleed” guy, drunk dancing mom at UFC 150, Ryan Jimmo‘s celebratory robot, “Rising Douchebag,” and the nose-smushing face-off between Don Frye and James Thompson at PRIDE 34. We had a blast putting this together, and we hope you enjoy it too.

Follow Jade on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, and keep an eye out for her new website, coming soon. And if you want to see a sequel to “MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce,” please throw some impression-suggestions into the comments section…

Source: http://www.cagepotato.com/cagepotato-presents-mma-impressions-with-jade-bryce-video/

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UFC president Dana White sings for Chael Sonnen (Video)

When interviewing UFC president Dana White after fights, media usually want to know about title fight opportunities, implications of wins or losses, and where the UFC is headed next. Press conferences rarely present opportunities to get White to talk about who would win in a fight between him and UFC chairman Lorenzo Fertitta or White’s music preferences. On “UFC Tonight,” Kenny Florian and Chael Sonnen asked White those very questions. They even got him to sing on what White called “the most embarrassing interview ever.”

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/ufc-president-dana-white-sings-chael-sonnen-video-133347798.html

Chris Brennan Marcelo Brito  Rob Broughton  Mike Brown  Junie Browning

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UFC Fan Tom Arnold Wants To Save Olympic Wrestling

Source: http://mmasportsreport.com/2996/ufc-fan-tom-arnold-wants-to-save-olympic-wrestling

Marcus Aurelio  Mikhail Avetisyan Luiz Azeredo  Luciano Azevedo  Ba Te er 

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Lebedez/Guillermo Jones (horrible eye closure)

Good fight, and I never seen someone’s eye get fucked up THAT bad before.

Source: http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?80767-Lebedez-Guillermo-Jones-(horrible-eye-closure)&goto=newpost

John Alessio  Houston Alexander Ricardo Almeida  Eddie Alvarez Thiago Alves 

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Do you have a bunker?

Well do you? is your house defendable? i know you americans like to live in hurricane/ tornado zones and build your houses with wood like some 3 little retarded pigs story

hoardes of unwashed zombies/peasants wanting your stockpiled fruit loops. will you keep em out?

and if you were gonna build a bunker… what would it look like?

Source: http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?80739-Do-you-have-a-bunker&goto=newpost

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Help me recover my old External hard drive

I had an external hard drive stop working on me a year and a half ago. Out of the blue it just stopped being recognized by the computer as I think the power source was fucked and it stopped running. Looking at it just today, the USB port is also loose on it, so there’s no chance of hooking it up to a computer in present state.

There’s a nice computer shop run by a couple of zipperheads down the street that was recommended to me, but if I remember correctly I have at least 100gb of nasty porn on there (no kiddie, no homo), so I’d rather take the "do it yourself" approach to getting this data back.

Is there anything I can do? If I crack it open can I hook it up to something else?

Source: http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?80745-Help-me-recover-my-old-External-hard-drive&goto=newpost

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Gegard Mousasi leaning heavily towards middleweight, wants Vitor Belfort or other top contender

Source: http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/5/21/4353078/gegard-mousasi-leaning-heavily-towards-middleweight-wants-vitor-belfort-ufc

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MMAF GFX Competition – Signature sereis (1)

This will be a part of a new "series" of competitions. If it takes off and people join up consistently, then I plan to create a mini Grand Prix like we used to have here. Let’s hope everyone joins up and gets this section going again.

Rules

1. You may not use any previously made pieces.
2. You may not submit someone else’s work as your own.
3. You may not vote for yourself when the time comes.
4. You must PM me your entry so that we can keep the sigs anonymous for voters (so there’s no bias in voting).

The Competition

Type: Signature

Maximum Size: 450 X 220

Theme: Anything you want within the rules of the board (no porn, etc).

Prizes:

1st Place: 5,000,000 credits – you also get your name put in our Graphics Champion roster located here – http://www.mmaforum.com/graphics-sho…champions.html

2nd Place: 2,500,000 credits

3rd Place: 1,000,000 credits

Any other entries get 100,000 credits for entering.

Registration:

At 4 people signed up, the competition "starts", and you have a week from the starting time to get your piece in. Anyone can join up until the deadline of course.

1. M.C
2. BKnmax
3. OU
4. Spite
5. Toxic

Source: http://www.mmaforum.com/graphics-showroom/130450-mmaf-gfx-competition-signature-sereis-1-a.html

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Farming on Mars: NASA ponders food supply for 2030s missionThe first humans to live on Mars migh

The first humans to live on Mars might not identify as astronauts, but farmers. To establish a sustainable settlement on Earth’s solar system neighbor, space travelers will have to learn how to grow food on Mars — a job that could turn out to be one of the most vital, challenging and labor-intensive tasks at hand, experts say.

"One of the things that every gardener on the planet will know is producing food is hard — it is a non-trivial thing," Penelope Boston, director of the Cave and Karst Studies program at New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, said Tuesday at the Humans 2 Mars Summit at The George Washington University. "Up until several hundred years ago it occupied most of us for most of the time."

Early Mars colonists may have to revert to this mode of life to ensure their own survival, she suggested.

NASA is actively engaged in researching how to farm on Mars and in space, as the agency is targeting its first manned Mars landing in the mid-2030s. And some NASA officials are wondering if that mission ought to be of long duration, rather than a short visit, given the difficulty of getting there and the possible benefits of an extended stay. "Sustained human presence — should that be our goal? I think that’s a good discussion," Bill Gerstenmaier, associate administrator of NASA’s Human Exploration and Operations Mission Directorate, said here Monday.

Yet growing food on Mars presents several significant challenges. While research on the International Space Station suggests plants can grow in microgravity, scientists don’t know how the reduced gravity on Mars might affect different Earth crops. Mars’ surface receives about half the sunlight Earth does, and any pressurized greenhouse enclosure will further block the light reaching plants, so supplemental light will be needed. Supplying that light requires a significant amount of power.

"In terms of the systems engineering required, it’s not an insignificant challenge," said D. Marshall Porterfield, Life and Physical Sciences division director at NASA’s Human Exploration and Operations Mission Directorate. NASA has been studying using LED lighting to give plants only the wavelengths of light they need to boost efficiency, he said.

Researchers are also studying whether plants can survive under lower pressures than on Earth, because the more pressure inside a greenhouse, the more massive that greenhouse must be to contain it.

"You don’t have to inflate that greenhouse to Earth-normal pressure in order for plants to grow," said Robert Ferl, director of the Interdisciplinary Center for Biotechnology Research at the University of Florida. "Maintaining a full atmosphere of pressure is difficult on a planetary surface. You can take plants down to a tenth of an atmosphere and they’ll still function."

However, then, the greenhouse must be sealed off from the crew’s living quarters.

"Gardening in a pressure suit is going to be a real trick," said Taber MacCallum, chief executive officer of Paragon Space Development Corp.

Radiation danger

Martian farmers must also contend with the issue of radiation. Mars lacks Earth’s thick protective atmosphere, so particles from space reach its surface that would be damaging to both people and plants. Thus, some kind of shielding or mitigation will be necessary.

"To maintain the infrastructure is the expensive part to grow plants, coupled with the need for redundancy if something fails," MacCallum said. In fact, so much mass must be launched from Earth to Mars to establish a Martian garden that if missions last less than 15 to 20 years, it might require less mass to simply send along food, he said.

Despite the challenges, though, scientists said farming on Mars will eventually be achieved.

"Every great migration in history happened because we took our agriculture with us," Ferl said. "When you learn to take your plants with you, you can not only go to visit, you can go there to stay and live."

source : http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-…2030s-mission/

Source: http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?80752-Farming-on-Mars-NASA-ponders-food-supply-for-2030s-missionThe-first-humans-to-live-on-Mars-migh&goto=newpost

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