There was this girl I went to school with from grade 5-12 and I had a crush on her since before I was even jerking off. You know when you’re a kid and you get stupid over a particular girl, to the point where you talk to her like you have down syndrome? She was that girl for me. BEAUTIFUL and she had the perfect body: nice round ass and tits that were just the right size. I never had a chance because I was the funny fat guy (aka: perpetually friend zoned by anything with a vagina) but she was the girl of my dreams. So we graduate, I see her at a few parties here and there over the next few years but she moves across the country with her boyfriend in 2006 or so and I slowly forget about her. I don’t even have her on Facebook.
So flash forward to this past Wednesday, I’m at Best Buy looking at the cameras, and this woman comes up to me all friendly, saying my name and asking if I graduated from my high school, and it’s her. And she’s MASSIVE. If she was 120 in high school, she’s at least 220 now. She has a beer belly, her tits are all saggy and she has a huge double chin that jiggles when she talks. To make things worse, she has the worst ciggy breath I’ve ever smelled.
I’ve been in a long term relationship for 6 years so I’m practically married, but I felt like a little piece of me died when I saw her. It was strangely sad and depressing, like subconsciously I felt that some day I would get to fuck her and she would look like she did in high school. I’m still kind of bummed about it and it’s been a week.
For the older gentleman and the few of you retards who actually graduated high school, have you ever had this experience or something like it?
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Just a week after Bellator MMA welcomed its new president, Scott Coker, it seems as though more big changes are being made within the organization. 21 fighters have been removed from the Bellator roster, including a heavyweight tournament winner and a 2014 Summer Series Light Heavyweight quarter finalist.
The complete list of released fighters is below:
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I have a HUGE basketball card collection from 90-00. 100′s of Jordan’s, Kobie rookies, Tim Duncan’s Chrome rookie, Iverson rookies, shaq rookies.. 2000 finals jersey worn cards.. And everything in between. I’ve been looking them up online, and I’m wanting to get rid of most of my collection.
Three questions..how hard of a time am I going to have selling items on ebay with a zero customer service rating, is there any kind of a realistic market for these items, and should I have them graded first?
I understand I won’t be able to sell them for full Beckett value unless they’re incredibly rare, but I’m questioning if it’s worth the investment to have the higher end cards graded.
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